Donkey jailed for being an ass
This is so ridiculously funny, it must be true. A donkey has been locked up in jail in Mexico for bitting and kicking a couple of guys. If that wasn’t funny enough check out what the police has to say about this.
Police officer Sinar Gomez said the donkey would remain behind bars until its owner agreed to pay the men’s medical bills.
“Around here, if someone commits a crime they are jailed,” he said. “No matter who they are.”
This guy is actually referring to a donkey as “someone” and “who”. Where do they find these guys? Apparently they seem to have experience in this area.
Chiapas police have thrown animals in the clink before, including a bull that ate corn crops and destroyed two wooden market stalls in March.
In 2006, a dog was locked up for 12 days for biting someone.
This is really bizarre and hard to believe. Sky News is not England’s version of The Onion, is it?
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